This is my page, not yours. (so don't even think about it)
This sight is not 
Because if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Also, this site is rarely or never 
Here at my page we have stuff to do.. like.. Staring at the exploding monkey! ---> 
Wasn't that grand.. now then, let's move on to..Staring at the exploding doom guy!
Bored with that already, eh? Well then by all means, please Stare at the exploding computer! 
Well, there's just no pleasing you! Here, Stare at the exploding steam iron! 
(a note to nitpickers: I realize the steam iron isn't exploding quite yet, but its on fire!)
Don't sign my guestbook! Because I don't have one.. And even if I did, I wouldn't want you rubbing your stink all over it.
You are the: 17,536th person to visit this site. (just take my word for it)
I am a firm believer that there is a large skeleton in a black cloak standing next to our planet.